I have successfully moved house! Huzzah!
So, I now live in Royal Berkshire. This is the first time I've lived outside of Somerset (except for when Avon existed, when I lived at the in-laws for a few months in Bradford-on-Avon and when I was an in-patient in Bristol Children's).
And Bartleby the kitten has moved in. Nightmare! :-)
For some reason, it's going to take 3 weeks to install my landline. Luckily one of my neighbours has an open wireless router. (Which I'm definitely not using - that would be against the law!)